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✚ A Vinyl Is My Zen practice

THE VINYL
SURGEON

Records don't die — they get neglected. Bring me the garage-sale rescue, the inherited crate, the album you loved a little too hard in 1987. I'll tell you honestly what can be saved, and then I'll save it.

A vinyl record on the cleaning benchThe operating room · Austin, TX
The operation, step by step

Nothing irreversible, nothing rushed

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Intake & diagnosis

Every record gets examined under raking light before anything touches it. Scuffs, scratches, groove wear, warps, seam splits — I chart what's cosmetic, what's audible, and what's terminal. You get an honest verdict before any work starts. Some records I'll tell you not to spend money on. That honesty is the whole practice.

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Deep clean

Ultrasonic bath, enzyme pre-treatment for the garage-sale cases, then a machine vacuum dry. Most 'scratched' records are actually just forty years of dust pressed into the grooves — a proper clean resurrects more records than any other step. New inner sleeve, always.

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Repair

Warps get slow, low-heat flattening — never an oven, never a rush job. Seam splits and jacket wounds get archival repair that respects the original printing. Stubborn pops get spot treatment under magnification. The rule: nothing irreversible, nothing that lies about what the record is.

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Test listen & grade

Every patient gets a full play-through on a calibrated table before it goes home, with an honest Goldmine grade and notes on anything that remains. You'll know exactly what you're getting back — and it'll come in a fresh sleeve, cleaner than the day you found it.

On the operating table

  • Ultrasonic deep cleanper record, incl. new inner sleeve
  • Warp flatteningslow low-heat process, 48h turnaround
  • Jacket & seam repairarchival tape and paste, reversible
  • Collection triageinherited a crate? I'll sort treasure from filler

Pricing depends on the patient — send photos and an honest description and you'll get an honest quote back. Some records I'll tell you not to spend money on. That honesty is the practice.